How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

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It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.
John Green (Paper Towns)

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marcellvs:

if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

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6/11/14: Faceoff - Patrick Sharp [X]

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crosbyfan87:

hockeydreamer:

dont-puck-with-me:

please kill me immediately

I’m right there with you. You also don’t do this to someone who’s on her period.


Please stab me in the heart now. That pain would hurt less than any more of my babies leaving….can we trade someone to get neal back? Can that happen

crosbyfan87:

hockeydreamer:

dont-puck-with-me:

please kill me immediately

I’m right there with you. You also don’t do this to someone who’s on her period.

Please stab me in the heart now. That pain would hurt less than any more of my babies leaving….can we trade someone to get neal back? Can that happen


lackstamkos:

but his header

lackstamkos:

but his header

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@MarioLemieuxFdn . @jneal_18 heading outta tahn! @dveBillCrawford
@MarioLemieuxFdn . @jneal_18 heading outta tahn! @dveBillCrawford

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four-one-fuckin-two:

Jim Rutherford does not understand the severity of what he just did

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allaboardthekahnetrain:

I’ve only been a fan of hockey for a few years but I’ve had to watch three of my favorite players be traded away.

First Jordan, then Tyler and now James.

I TAKE THIS BACK. I DON’T WANT TO BE A HOCKEY FAN ANYMORE.